i was on a boat in the middle of the ocean & a shark kink shamed me so i punched it & all the fish cheered me on & clapped
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Hufflepuff: One time I stepped on a ladybug.
Hufflepuff: I cried for half an hour.
Ravenclaw: That’s excessive.
Ravenclaw: I wouldn’t even expect you to cry over *me* for thirty minutes.
Things that are NOT selfish:
Self-care is NOT selfish.
Putting yourself
first is NOT selfish.
Doing what makes you
happy even though someone does not approve it is NOT selfish.
Respecting your own
time is NOT selfish.
Ending a toxic
relationship is NOT selfish.
Saying “no” is
NOT selfish.
Having some time for
yourself is NOT selfish.
Not being able to
help someone is NOT selfish.
Spending money on
yourself is NOT selfish.
Setting boundaries
is NOT selfish.
You are NOT selfish
for doing what’s best for you. It’s actually a healthy thing to
do. You are amazing and doing good things for yourself will never be
something bad.
Not wanting children is NOT selfish.
private messaging friends: lmaO so anryrywya im fuckgng crygn
private messaging someone for the first time: Hello, nice to finally talk to you! It’s wonderful that we have the chance to communicate through this messaging service - anyway, enough of me blathering on like a fool, how are you?
Me: *Goes through ao3 tag*
Me: *Reaches the end*
Me: *Goes through ao3 tag with lower standards*
Uh, what happens on the third go-round? #askingforafriend
that’s when you start writing your own